This looked like a fun quiz-thing, so I -had- to do it. d:
Here's the advertising slogan generator that was used in this quiz: [link]

And 'Teiboku' is me. Just to tell you. xD

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Change Your Whole Teiboku.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Nothing Acts Faster Than Teiboku. (thanks~! |D)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Puts the Teiboku in Britain. (what?)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Where's The Teiboku?

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Pride of the Teiboku For Over a Hundred Years.

6. To someone you dislike?
Teiboku-Lickin' Good. (XD)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
I Was a Teiboku Weakling.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Teiboku.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
If You Can't Beat Teiboku, Join Teiboku. (yeah.. XD)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Make Every Teiboku Count. (what?..)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Get the Door - It's Teiboku.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's A Bit Of A Teiboku.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Teiboku it is! (|D)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Teiboku? (... -___o I don't want to know what that movie's all about)

15. Your last words before you die...
The Too Good to Hurry Teiboku.

16. Your message to a special someone...
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Teiboku.

17. Title of this post will be...
All You Need is a Teiboku and a Dream.